1. What's wrong with our society.

    • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
    • America: Well sure why not?
    • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
    • America: Whatever you want!
    • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
    • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
    • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
    • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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  3. paulgasmmm: dat paul

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  10. hannah-baker: mmm, this.

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